Buying a quirky droid

Shop owner has recently gotten in a new shipment of droids and has a celebration sale!


 * Alll astromechs are 3000 credits (normally 8250), with scuffed paint and dents like their shipping pallet had been dropped
 * also has 2 protocol droids, same price and condition
 * Also has a few protocol droids at the regular price (8000) and a security droid (9600)

They go to buy a droid and all of them have a weird quirk (can they figure it out?). Alternatively, there are 2 droids and one of them is straightforward, the other is definitely cheaper than it should be (because it has a weird quirk). Could also have a quirk added after a repair or modification to the droid with threats or despair.

Quirk Ideas:


 * 1) Droid has a secret compartment FULL of spice or death sticks. Worth a lot of money, very illegal, and likely will only be found with a triumph or good roll...or when the cops come by. Maybe even add this to obligation secretly and have it found if it comes up?
 * 2) A bad roll or any bump to its chassis causes the droid to freeze and sound an alarm until repaired
 * 3) Droid is afraid of heights and freezes up, registers anything taller than a stair as danger.
 * 4) Droid absolutely HATES [species] or [environment] (ask players to name one of each)
 * 5) Has a secret "scavenger" mode like in the x-wing books
 * 6) has a hidden or grenade dispenser with a little catapult that will go off with a bad roll or when asked to clean anything. The droid is unaware of it as the software driver was deleted.
 * 7) Designed to only operate correctly underwater or in vacuum, 1 upgrade to difficulty of all skill checks outside of these environments, portray as stuttering and sparking, has to try things several times.
 * 8) Can't speak, only makes happy or sad noises.
 * 9) Doesn't believe in math and uses dead reckoning for astronavigation and other calculations.
 * 10) Used to belong to a member of the mafia and absolutely does not understand why it has to stop killing people.
 * 11) Has no mechanics skill but makes it looks good, never succeeds in fixing it. Hard mechanics check to see what's going on.
 * 12) Any item that it is given it tries to secretly sell.
 * 13) Has a one-time use solid rocket motor that will accelerate it to the speed of sound either upwards or forwards. This will be activated if the droid is ever exposed to fire or vacuum
 * 14) Steals salt from restaurants.